This pretty-as-a-picture-postcard farm with an Amish barn, a chestnut grove, and breathtaking vistas is real But buying a postcard — fifty acres of scenery — and living on it are two entirely different matters. With wit and wisdom, Laskas chronicles the heartwarming and heartbreaking stories of the colorful two- and four-legged creatures she encounters on Sweetwater Farm.
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Against a backdrop of brambles, a satellite dish, and sheep, she tells a tender, touching, and hilarious tale about life, love, and the unexpected complications of having your dream come true. A contributing writer at Esquire , she also writes for numerous national magazines. But to her considerable embarassment, she had a dream of farms which was largely rooted in a sitcom.
Green Acres was the place for her. Even though: I was a person who liked to go to the mall.
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I was a person who had no conflict about liking to go to the mall. And then she realized that her old friend Alex is really something more like her really great potential love of her life Alex. And that the city, the wonderful urban surroundings she's thrived on for years, is beginning to wear on her. Lately, in this city I love, this neighborhood I love, all I seem to notice are the intrusions. Hot air.
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Reeking garbage. Lunatic neighbors. Bus fumes. I am inventing filters. Stinky-garbage filters.
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Lunatic-neighbor filters. Noxious-bus-fume filters. Sometimes I imagine plugging a big air conditioner into the front of my head so I can block the rest of the world right the hell out.
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That's not right. And after much back-and-forthing, they buy it. A forty-acre farm forty miles from Pittsburgh with an bank barn and a pond and a house sporting a huge modern studio from a former owner off one end.
And move in just in time for hunting season, complete with endless explosions from the woods nearby. And within days, her previously dubious boyfriend, urban guy and psychiatrist Alex, is hobnobbing with hunters - When Lucy comes back with the fries, Alex stands and says goodbye to his new friend. I stand here thinking I should speak my mind.
Because there is no way. There is no way I'm going to allow hunting anywhere near me. And I am a woman of the s, active and independent-minded, fully in charge of my life. It is so important to me that I stand behind my beliefs and be heard, be known. This is a golden opportunity for me to spread my magnificent wings and soar.
I say: "I'll have to ask my husband I won't spoil the rest by writing more. This memoir is funny, flippant and hugely entertaining. The only drawback is that it sometimes goes too deeply flippant, never quite managing to drop the pretense of wry cynicism at serious moments.
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As you might suspect from the title, the latter focuses on parenting and her daughters. As you might suspect of a memoir dealing with raising female children on a farm, there are even more horsey passages.